Pill
A man goes to the doctor with a swollen leg. After a careful examination, the
doctor gives the man a pill big enough to choke a horse.
"I'll be right back with some water," the doctor tells him.
After the doctor has been gone a while and the man loses patience.
He hobbles out to the drinking fountain, forces the pill down his throat and
gobbles down water until the pill clears his throat. He hobbles back into the
examining room.
The doctor comes back with a bucket of warm water. "Ok, after the tablet
dissolves, soak that leg for at least 30 minutes."