2011

• The Pill
• Anything you ask for
• Chicago
• REAL T-shirt Slogans
• The Big Hole
• T e s t - R e s u l t s
• Experience
• Perks of old age
• Politically Incorrect
• As people age
• Loyal fan
• Old Couple
• Toilet Paper
• Court comments
• Each man gives a story
• Efficiency Expert
• Million Dollar Question
  

2009

• An Old Cowboy
• What Do Retired People Do All Day?
• Why Men are Never Depressed.
• How to call the police when your old 
• Useless Facts
• Sensible Observations 
• Halloween
• Watch what you eat 
• The Watch
• Ears
• Bumper Stickers 
• Over 60 
• Outsourcing
• fairy tale
• Twenty dollars
• The fastest thing
  
  

2010  

• Lovemaking tips for seniors
• Abbott and Costello
• Cowboy rules
• Irish flooding disaster
• Bad photo
• Half-wit
• "I think you’re the father of one of my kids"
• Chinese sick leave
• Foggy Halloween night
• Get on the bus
• Tell me this won't happen to us!!!!
• The Contestant
• Your kid has been kidnapped 
• Idiots and retail
• I play golf on Wednesdays
• New boots
• Definitions for parents
• Driving

2007

• A tall chick
• Bubba
• 12 Pack
• Tongue twister
• Ventriloquist
• Guys Rules  
• Drop it into his coffee
• Different degrees of blondeness
• Alcohol quotes
• Turpentine
• Two coats  
• Laws of the Natural Universe
• The Meaning of Dreams
• So you want to be a bank robber
• 6 year old answers 
• Top ten things only women understand
  

2008

• Senior Moment 
• Summer Classes for Men  
• It's a Lexus 
• Blue Suit
• Family Business 
• Son, you're in Texas now
• Pinot more
• The Centipede
• It's about Howard 
• The Cardiologist  
• Now go to town
• Nurse
• Horses
• The designated one
• Oxymoron's
• The freezer   

• 2 seconds flat
• I'd have to quit
• Laws of the Natural Universe
• Anger Management
• Hormone Hostage
• The meaning of dreams
• Exact change 
• Which tooth is it
• Helllooooo? It's been a year!
• Pet Rules
• It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
• Jim & Edna 
• Finding a Lawyer
• Sheldon
• Diary of a snow shoveler

• Pinocchio
• reboot  
• My kind of exercise
• Mild heart attack
• Excerpts  from a dog's/cat's diary:
• More blond jokes
• True Stories from Doctors
• Not if I have to explain it three times
• How To Shower Like a Woman/Man
• The mechanic
• And her ... what’s her age?
• Aviation Truisms
• governmentium
• turpentine
• 13 Things PMS Stands For
• The United Way 

2004

• Advantages to getting old
• Discipline
• The Haircut
• Give us this day our daily chicken 
• Programmer jokes
• Advantages to getting old 
• discipline
• wooden eye
• driving
• success is
• 20 years ago
• Could you mind the gate 
• Will it hurt?
• Guy's Rule #1
• Siren
• Would I? Would I? 
• but then I wouldn't have a siren.
• Two lanes or four  

2002

• Oxymorons
• Do you remember
• The Hypnotist
• 2 to 4 years
• Stop or slow down
• Getting old
• The Haircut
• Three new jokes!
• Signs & Slogans
• Success is ...
• 20 Years Ago
• Pearly Gates
• Let's try this
• Our #1 Rules
• two hunters
• Look he's moving
• My room

• OTHER Things you don't want to hear
• Ugly baby? 
• To: Tech Support 
• The atheist 
• Perhaps
• Copy this
• The Juggler
• My Oxygen
• The Supermarket
• How to shower
• Dental Vacation
• Computer diagnosis 
• You mean a rose
• Captain Bravado
• Bumper Stickers
• Make a wish
• The Young Marine 

• Some interesting facts
• New job lingo
• 2 priests
• In my hand
• Another blonde joke
• Psychiatric Hotline
• The Pope
• Technologically challenged
• Andy Rooney and more
• Driving
• How to clean a cat
• One wish
• Efficiency expert
• Survivor 
• Yuppie chain saw 
• double-decker bus

• Traffic Exam Answers
• You Know It's Going To Be A Bad Day When...
• 30 Ways To Cope With Stress
• 100 Zany Ways To Phone In A Pizza Order
• 25 Thoughts To Get You Through Almost Any Crisis
• Star Trek meets Microsoft
• Bar joke #6
• Bar joke #1375
• Does this sound familiar
• The Gates
• The subway discussion   
• Pass the bacon 
• The special drink
• Fluffy toys & 10 New words
• Redneck Jedi
• Wish
• Why it is great to be a guy
• Rodney Dangerfield One Liners
• Arms race
• Children's book titles
• I can't see you 
• Yea! Right!